Where do they get the
heat and flavor?
Pepper Extract
Jalapeno
Habenero
Red Savina®
Cayenne
Chipotle
etc.
 
 
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Show Your Tits Hot Sauce HL-8
Don’t be shy, treat some guy and let those sweater puppies breathe!! Great label for all collectors. The label says it all! Order a pair for yourself!
Ingredients: Habanero peppers, garlic, spices.
$9.95
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Butt Plug Relief w/Penis Keychain HL-8
OK! So you’re constipated, big deal! You don’t want to take that nasty OTC medicine. Who says you have to? Buttplug Relief Hot Sauce is the best stool softener to hit the market in the new millennium. If your bowels are not on the move, this stuff will make it flow like a river after a dam broke!! So save your Chile Ass and down a bottle of Buttplug Relief today. P.S. Possible side effects, if you bend over to pick up the bottle, you might feel a slight intrusion!!
Ingredients: Aged red peppers, habanero peppers, onions, garlic, parmesan cheese, cilantro.
$12.50
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Crapper Jon’s Ultra Hot Sauce HL-8
As the label says…."Bypass the middleman and save your ass." With Crapper Jon’s, your hunt and search for a sauce this good and hot is over! But you, your anus, toilet, and any critters have to suffer in the long run. This sauce is so delicious. It’s a shame not to enjoy its flavor. So take a chance and salivate over the taste and wait for the "outcome" another day! Funny graphic label. Great taste – Fresh peppers, onions, mustard, garlic, and spices.
Ingredients: Peppers, onions, mustard, garlic, and spices.
$7.95
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Magma Hot Sauce HL-9
Magma…As in lava. Watch out, for this hot sauce is fueling with fire. A very unique bottle of vinegar, water, and oleoresin of capsicum. Talk about taking you back on a trip in time. Turn the bottle upside down and you get the lava lamp look! Capsicum, vinegar, water.
Ingredients: Capsicum, vinegar, water.

$9.95
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Pleasure and Pain Hot Sauce HL-8
Step right up if you think you can handle it. This mighty little sauce is going to hurt you with the pleasure of an endorphin rush, a kind of chili pepper buzz, or something like that. First there’s the pain and then there’s this great feeling of pleasure! You’ve got to have it! It hurts sooooo good!! Sexy label, cayenne pepper, oleoresin cayenne. Collectors piece.
Ingredients: Cayenne pepper, oleoresin cayenne.
$7.95
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Sir Fartalot’s Hot Sauce HL-8
After turbulent tournaments, Sir Fartalot enjoys a good bowl of beans spiced up with his famous "state of the fart" hot sauce. This flavorful formula includes jalapeno peppers, honey, tequila gold. Sir Fartalot also likes to put it on eggs, cheese, chicken, burgers, almost anything. Now, it’s your turn KNIGHT!
Ingredients: – Jalapeno peppers, gold tequila.

$7.95
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Rectum Ripper Hot Sauce HL-8
No matter how bad or good you think you are, everything you do from now on after using Rectum Ripper will be "half ass." So be careful using this very delicious, very hot, mustard and ginger sauce. Because the RECTUM RIPPER will send your ass to an early grave. Sincerely, the Rectum Ripper. Habanero peppers, key lime juice, mustard, garlic. What a great taste!! Collectors bottle.
Ingredients: Habanero peppers, key lime juice, mustard, garlic.
$8.95
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Brand New Asshole Hot Sauce HL-8
Ahh!! Ahh!! Ahh!! This is one freakin’ hot sauce. It’s guaranteed to rip you a new one!
Ingredients: Cayenne peppers and oleoresin cayenne.

$6.95
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